1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:04,999 Hey, Dad. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,580 I found your Tinder account. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,680 Um, you did? 4 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:15,580 Yeah. I mean, just because my mom's out of town all week doesn't mean you can 5 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,000 just fuck around. 6 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:23,120 Uh, what are you doing on Tinder? 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,620 I mean, I've never had a boyfriend. 8 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:29,500 What are you doing on Tinder? 9 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:34,600 I didn't expect you to see it. 10 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:39,900 Yeah, I bet. I mean, who knows what could happen? You're out there trying to 11 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,380 hook up with random girls. 12 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:46,300 I mean, we've been learning about, you know, the reproductive system in school. 13 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:50,240 Like, can you get some random girl pregnant or get some disease? 14 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,780 Why would you do that? 15 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:59,500 You're right. Just don't tell your mom, please. 16 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:08,170 Why would you even be looking at other girls? 17 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:11,870 Well, it wasn't really my intention. I was just bored. 18 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:17,370 It's been a while. I haven't had much attention in that area. 19 00:01:18,110 --> 00:01:20,010 Just don't tell her. 20 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:26,790 Well, I mean, maybe we could figure 21 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:29,670 something out. 22 00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:33,190 And maybe I won't tell her. 23 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:40,360 What do you want? I already gave you $400 last weekend to go to Target. 24 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:42,180 Isn't that funny? 25 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:45,420 You drained me of all my funds. 26 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,560 Yeah, I deserve it. You're messing around. 27 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,600 What do you expect? 28 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:58,220 I mean, if you want me to stay quiet about this, I think you owe me. 29 00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:03,100 I mean, you're out there sleeping with random girls trying to find some hookup. 30 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,460 Like, who knows what could happen? 31 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:09,830 When you have options right here. 32 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:17,530 I mean, you know, I've just been talking about all this stuff in school, and I 33 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:20,550 don't know, I just want to learn some more. 34 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:27,010 Maybe we could do something to expand my 35 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:29,810 sexual education. 36 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,030 I think it's only fair. 37 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,330 I can't do that. 38 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:42,510 I mean, otherwise I just might, you know, forget and spill your little 39 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:46,430 Mom. You can't tell your mom. There's no way she would stay with me. 40 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:52,730 Well, then, I think we need to do 41 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:56,470 some experimenting then. 42 00:02:56,870 --> 00:02:59,510 Oh, my God. 43 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,890 What kind of position are you putting me in? 44 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,840 You have no choice. 45 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,740 I have all the leverage. 46 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,060 Well, tell me what you want to do. 47 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,180 Well, I think we should go up to my room. 48 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:22,500 I'll go up there, but I'm only talking with you about this. 49 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,340 Oh, you're going to do much more than that. 50 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:46,690 I didn't know everyone could see it. 51 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:49,830 I thought it was just for people my age. 52 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:58,490 I'm going to show you what people my age are learning about. 53 00:04:00,610 --> 00:04:02,890 I really don't think we can do anything here. 54 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:08,000 Damn, I was going to be so pissed. 55 00:04:08,860 --> 00:04:10,400 It doesn't matter what she thinks. 56 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,100 Just don't tell her. 57 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,520 Well, we'll see. 58 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:23,760 I just need to 59 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,900 learn a little more. Just think of it as a teaching experience. 60 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:33,240 Daddy, you've got to learn somehow. 61 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,660 Shouldn't it be with you? 62 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:42,890 I guess there is a safe way to learn things. 63 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:51,890 You're gonna love it, Daddy. 64 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,230 I can already see you're excited. 65 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:25,170 I mean, there's going to be a big baby about it. We can probably use a condom. 66 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:27,530 Oh. 67 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:36,330 Do you even know how to use one of those? 68 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:40,530 The best way to learn is by trying, right? 69 00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:49,130 Nice and hard first. 70 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:58,030 Doesn't that feel good, daddy? 71 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:10,010 How's that? 72 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:14,290 I haven't had anything like that in so long. 73 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:22,980 How'd you learn to do that? 74 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:32,080 I wonder if you've been watching on that iPad at night. 75 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,180 We're staying safe I guess. 76 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:47,030 I could feel. 77 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,170 between my lips. 78 00:18:58,169 --> 00:18:59,610 Oh my gosh. 79 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:02,370 You better be on birth control, are you? 80 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,310 No way. 81 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,810 Didn't need any of it. 82 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,430 Oh my god. 83 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:16,730 It's fine. 84 00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,890 Just start your own little family. 85 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,830 We can just call your mom and tell her to stay in Miami.